in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip
I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained.
No time, no space.
Just me.
daisy wants me to stop tumblring about her mum peeing in the sink
daisy’s mum is peeing in the sink
daisys mum just started looking at the facetime of me and sexually moaning
That’s not what she did
yes it is
shes making me tea
she likes my onsie
me and diasy’s mum are in an intimate relationship now